For those not familiar with me, a little research should make it clear that I am the person behind the testbot deployed in 2008 that has revolutionized Drupal core development, stability, etc.

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The purpose of this post is to describe the solution that, after careful consideration, seems best suited to alleviating the situation described in the previous post.