It is well known that Drupal can be a hog with server resources. What is not common knowledge is that high performance Drupal is a magic art that can only be done by wizard elves during the hours of midnight and 6am every other Thursday while the moonlight shines down from the north side of the sky. With recent developments in high performance Drupal hosting based on the Pantheon stack, we are quickly taking this black art and making it easier for the common man to have a Drupal site that scales and runs fast without any knowledge of wizardry and black arts.